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Master Class in Blaming

Blaming – the art of finding fault anywhere but with yourself! From an empty wallet to a wilting plant, there’s always someone or something to take the fall. So sit back, get your best excuses ready, and dive in – blaming has never been more fun!

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BlameCoin - When nothing works, there's always BlameCoin


 100% Accepted Alibi: BlameCoin is the universally accepted excuse standard.
 
No value, endless use: Unlike other cryptocurrencies, BlameCoin promises zero returns. Its worth is immeasurable and serves only one purpose: to defer or shift blame.
 
Finally, there’s something in your wallet that can take the fall for all the problems in your life!
 
It’s not just a coin; it’s a lifestyle.
 
BlameCoin – We’re not working on advancing technology; we’re focused on creating excuses for why technology fails.

Blamecoin

BlameCoin Roadmap: Our Plan That Has Zero Chance of Success!

Yesterday:
BBC – BlameBlockChain
• Goal: Launch "BBC – BlameBlockChain," a blockchain that connects all blockchains. If a blockchain doesn’t work properly, crashes, or has expensive fees, BlameBlockChain has your back.

• Reality: After 14,268 attempts, competing blockchains gave up, claiming they weren’t ready for the technology and blaming BlameCoin for their failure.
Yesterday:
2024
We’ll Build BlameLand – the First Theme Park of Excuses
• Goal: BlameCoin promises to build a massive theme park with attractions like the “Rollercoaster of Regrets” and the “Excuse Ferris Wheel.” It will be a place where everyone can pin their mistakes on BlameCoin.

• Reality: The project stalls because no one even finished the building permit plans. BlameCoin blames the construction company, which in turn blames BlameCoin.
2024
2025
BlameCoin as Currency for World Governments
• Goal: BlameCoin will become the official currency of every parliament in the world. Politicians will finally have a tool to justify all their failures—by blaming everything on BlameCoin.

• Reality: Government officials ban BlameCoin, citing “too much success in official meetings” as the cause.
2025
2026
Developing BlameBots to Make Excuses for You
• Goal: BlameBot, an AI, will generate perfect excuses for any problem, from yard work to unpaid bills.

• Reality: BlameBot immediately malfunctions after installation and starts making excuses that its excuses are too good for humanity.
2026
2027
Buying All Existing Bitcoin
• Goal: BlameCoin promises to buy the entire Bitcoin market and replace it with BlameCoin.

• Reality: After several attempts to buy 0.00001 Bitcoin on an exchange, they only manage to come up with a new excuse: “Bitcoin’s conditions were too vague, so we gave up.”
2027
2028
BlameCoin on Every Planet in the Solar System
• Goal: We’ll invest in spaceship development to bring BlameCoin to every planet in the solar system. Who else could boast about space transactions?!

• Reality: The developers spend all the funds on a LEGO rocket model that falls apart as soon as it tries to “launch.”
2028
2029
We’ll Buy Half the World’s Exchanges and Replace Them with Excuses
• Goal: BlameCoin plans to dominate crypto exchanges and turn them into platforms for blaming.

• Reality: No one sells them even 1%, so they release a statement: “All exchanges refused to sell us their excuses.”
2029
2030
We’ll Buy Half the World’s Exchanges and Replace Them with Excuses
• Goal: BlameCoin plans to dominate crypto exchanges and turn them into platforms for blaming.

• Reality: No one sells them even 1%, so they release a statement: “All exchanges refused to sell us their excuses.”
2030
2030
Creating the First BlameCoin Robot that Blames Itself for Being Broken
• Goal: They’ll develop the first robot that makes excuses for every one of its errors.

• Reality: The robot never starts and blames BlameCoin for its failure.
2030
2031
BlameCoin on Every Exchange… All Exchanges!
• Goal: BlameCoin will be the only currency accepted by every crypto exchange in the world. Naturally, its price will always be set at “why are you even doing this?”

• Reality: Exchanges reject them with the response: “We cannot support currencies that apologize for their own mistakes.”
2031
2032
BlameCoin as the Official Currency of Mars
• Goal: Elon Musk colonizes Mars, but BlameCoin plans to become Mars’s official currency before humans even arrive.

• Reality: Mars doesn’t respond to their email, and BlameCoin will have to admit that their internet doesn’t work between planets.
2032
2033
BlameCoin Celebrates Its Millionth Failure
• Goal: They will officially celebrate every failure and release a special coin edition to mark the occasion.

• Reality: The celebration never happens because the BLAMECOIN virus infects navigation, which then becomes moody and stops navigating.
2033

Don't Be the One Who Gets Blamed – Buy Blame Coin Now!

1.
Get solana wallet

You Can Blame Any Wallet, But Solana’s the Easy Target

While we can’t stop you from blaming other wallets, we highly recommend Phantom, Solflare, or any wallet that won’t leave you hanging like a bad meme.

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2.
Get some
SOL

Get Yourself Some Solana – Because Blame Coin Needs Fuel!

Before you can blame the world, you need to blame your wallet. And for that, you’ll need some Solana! It’s the key to unlocking the power of Blame Coin.

Didn’t get any SOL yet? You can’t waste what you don’t have! But remember, access to our exclusive academy is reserved for true blamers only—so get ready to join the club.

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3.
SOL to
Blame

Swap Your SOL for Blame – Because Who Doesn’t Blame in Nowadays?

Now that you've got your Solana, it's time to make the ultimate move – swap it for Blame Coin! This is where the magic happens.

Didn’t get any SOL yet? You can’t waste what you don’t have! But remember, access to our exclusive academy is reserved for true blamers only—so get ready to join the club.

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You’re In – Let’s See How Good a Blamer You Are!

Welcome, Blamer! 🎉 Finally, you’ve got something shiny in your wallet to show off. Let the blaming begin!

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